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السبت أكتوبر 21 - 06:06Performances on the field are mixed for my Scammonden Daoists, but it was nice to see level 100 completed recently. 100 rooms in a museum is a very long tour, so some of the rooms have been converted into restaurants and hotel bedrooms to help maximise visitors' experiences, as well as our profit. Room 67 features a number of computer games with quiz machines where you can answer multiple choice questions on the Football team's history. Room 68 is essentially dating site, where single fans can meet with fellow minded fans and if the mood takes them then they can hire room 69 for a short time period. All for exorbitant fees of course. Room 100 we thought should contain our trophies: a super cup, three youth cups, a few minor leagues and a few cup competitions that no one has heard of. Room 101 however is a homage to George Orwell's 1984. Once the door closes behind you it will not open again and visitors can only exit once they find the secret door out of the room. Meanwhile, playing merrily in the background is a loop of all 11 cup defeats to Seaburn Beach. It has proven to be a rather popular but with our more dedicated fans. Scammonden fan Chris Brooks gave it a tryout and after a couple of days in there finally got out muttering "one day, one day we will be avenged!" He is currently having therapy to help him recover.