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Haaland (14)

eng holt >> mandag oktober 3 - 02:52

Haaland.

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il Numpty >> mandag oktober 3 - 08:48

He's a machine. It's like watching a man playing in a school football team.  

He looks like he's going to rewrite all the record books.  

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eng Heath Hornets
eng holt >> torsdag oktober 6 - 14:49

He channels all the energy of those who scream "I could've finished that!" from their couches whenever the striker misses a sitter.

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eng Lee >> torsdag oktober 6 - 22:21

I was hoping he would be a flop.......it looks like he won't be.

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by Andryvs >> fredag oktober 7 - 05:15

Haaland play make EPL look like a farmer league

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eng holt >> fredag oktober 7 - 12:23

@Lee He now has more goals that Suarez in UCL.

Somehow, I still don't think he can match Suarez's 13/14 season, not in terms of goals but in terms of brilliance. Suarez could do everything that season, while Haaland has impeccable finishing, insane strength and supernatural positioning.

He hasn't been caught offside so far this season.

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eng Stephen >> mandag oktober 10 - 20:01

Pffft. Overrated. Sure he's scored a bazillion goals in only a handful of appearances and looks unstoppable, but can he make a good risotto? I doubt it. 

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ee onuelver >> tirsdag oktober 11 - 13:28

Surely he can't do any kind of meat- everything will escape in fear from table when seeing him coming.

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ch UFRAspieler >> tirsdag oktober 11 - 23:26

the real question is; can he do it on a cold rainy night in stoke??

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il Numpty >> onsdag oktober 12 - 00:28

Peter Crouch. Legend.

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eng Stephen >> onsdag oktober 12 - 17:28

Pffft. Overrated. His robot dancing would be at best a 4 on Strictly.

And @oneulver, lol! I can't argue with that

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pt Thomas Mcgriffith >> mandag oktober 24 - 08:09

He is a new machine like Cristiano Ronaldo, but I think that he overrated

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eng holt >> onsdag oktober 26 - 19:43

You think that Haaland is overrated?

He is the closest representation we have to Mathieu in real life.

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au IanTheRipper >> søndag december 17 - 14:55

I think the guy is amazing, and no nastiness in his game - thats rare. Put him in a lower league and see how hard he may have to work to score....but he will always be with the best clubs though.

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