Monk >> Πέμπτη Νοέμβριος 16 - 06:45

With apologies in advance to Sam Freggio.

What is the difference between Mersey Union and a pencil?

What is the difference between Mersey union and a football pitch?

Dragontao >> Πέμπτη Νοέμβριος 16 - 08:31

John Wick never killed 3 men in a bar with a Mersey Union ... a f***ing Mersey Union.

Numpty >> Πέμπτη Νοέμβριος 16 - 10:26, Τροποποιήθηκε Πέμπτη Νοέμβριος 16 - 10:27

You can draw with a pencil. A pitch has 2 goals.

Monk >> Πέμπτη Νοέμβριος 16 - 18:32

Brilliant Numpty.

A pencil has one point, Mersey Union doesn't have any.

A pitch has two goals, MU only has one.

I think your answers were better than mine!

Numpty >> Πέμπτη Νοέμβριος 16 - 20:05

Thanks.

I thought about the pencil having a point at the end but preferred the draw option. Especially as my pencil has a rubber at one end. 

But don't tell the Americans about the rubber ... :D 

BakerMan >> Πέμπτη Νοέμβριος 16 - 20:37, Τροποποιήθηκε Πέμπτη Νοέμβριος 16 - 22:30

Sneaked a win against Canvey Island...

I just need Seaburn to drop a few more points please :)

Annoying loss in Europe - missing my GK for first leg and escaped with a 1-1, then couldn't score away and went out on away goals without losing a game

Dragontao >> Κυριακή Νοέμβριος 19 - 17:05

... and the title race is blown wide open again. Can Seaburn pounce.

Stephen >> Κυριακή Νοέμβριος 19 - 18:43

I can't turn round 4 points. It'll be one point after tonight of course - something there for Heavens Light to pin up on the dressing room wall ahead of kick off - but the gap is just too big to bridge.

BakerMan >> Κυριακή Νοέμβριος 19 - 20:15

Oh I don't know - there's a couple of games that worry me...

Stephen >> Κυριακή Νοέμβριος 19 - 20:40

Mersey Union away?

Dragontao >> Κυριακή Νοέμβριος 19 - 21:16

I know you're quaking in your boots about tomorrow's game Stephen. The Wonderbras have such an impressive record against Seaburn.

I mean those two wins and 20 draws out of 111 league games are frightening statistics.

Monk >> Δευτέρα Νοέμβριος 20 - 05:24

A key injury could make all the difference......

Charlie Mopps >> Δευτέρα Νοέμβριος 20 - 11:13, Τροποποιήθηκε Δευτέρα Νοέμβριος 20 - 11:27

Sirs, the real big match will be on Friday, 24th: Arsenal - Liverpool ;-)

Playout are not so far... :(

Stephen >> Δευτέρα Νοέμβριος 20 - 17:50

The Wonderbras are a sturdy proposition these days and it's by no means guaranteed that visitors will come away with the points. My scout wasn't confident, though it turned out he wasn't focused on the right things anyway. The opposition had a lot more up top than he was expecting.

Numpty >> Δευτέρα Νοέμβριος 20 - 18:24

It seems that Stephen's making mountains out of molehills.