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Ticket sales blog. Write about your upcoming matches. (Rules included in first post) (346)


au davo >> wednesday january 12 - 10:42

https://rockingsoccer.com/en/soccer/info/match-21256193/fixture

Don't start that talking
I could talk all night
My mind was sleepwalking
While I'm putting the world to right
Call careers information
Have you got yourself an occupation?

au davo
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au Real Kellyville
wal Numpty >> wednesday january 12 - 10:51

https://rockingsoccer.com/en/soccer/info/match-21319763/fixture

  • There was a gas fitter called Peter
  • Who was installing a new gas heater
  • He lit up a match
  • And got blown through the hatch
  • Now he's not a poet so he totally ruined the meter
wal Numpty
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eng Heath Hornets
cz ArchStorm >> wednesday january 12 - 11:31

https://rockingsoccer.com/en/soccer/info/match-21216229/fixture 

Another match Pls come and support these young boys who want to show you their skills. 

Pure joy from game they love. Also free beer for everyone. Match of the month. 1st vs 3rd promise it will be spectacular. All fans are welcome. 

cz ArchStorm
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cz FK Archie
us Forever Friend >> wednesday january 12 - 16:11

https://rockingsoccer.com/en/soccer/info/match-21164145/fixture

This is our next home game before the last home game, we have been so strong and dominant this season scoring lots of goals and points.. As usual with same favor is what we ask for buy our tickets please.

us Forever Friend
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us cdowne >> wednesday january 12 - 19:27

https://rockingsoccer.com/en/soccer/info/match-21296830/fixture

this is the marquis match in the US.  Sidney Town and Pittsburgh Riverhouds have swapped league chanpionships since season 45.  Riverhounds won the first match this season, but Sidney Town has faired well in this rivalry in our home stadium.  

Oh and there is a match in Costa Rica as well. 

https://rockingsoccer.com/en/soccer/info/match-21220763/fixture

us cdowne
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us Sidney Town FC
eng Stephen >> thursday january 13 - 07:04, Edited thursday january 13 - 07:05

https://rockingsoccer.com/en/soccer/info/match-21193879/fixture

The season draws to a close and Negril Beach are in pole position to clinch their first league title. The first game is an easy match against a bot. The second is an easy match against a bot. You can see a pattern emerging here? Admittedly, the second team used to be managed by a human, so there is some slightly increased degree of jeopardy.

https://rockingsoccer.com/en/soccer/info/match-21193889/fixture

eng Stephen
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eng Seaburn Beach
ng Mr Phåñtøm >> thursday january 13 - 07:41

https://rockingsoccer.com/en/soccer/info/match-21218641/fixture

Row row row your boat,

Gently down the sea,

Merrily merrily merrily merrily,

Life is but a dream .

The matchday will be live and competitive as we struggle to avoid relegetion. Come and support our courageous young lads who are ready to go out here and play as their heart desires

ng Mr Phåñtøm
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ng Don-x⭐Ⓜ >> thursday january 13 - 15:50
Naija boyz fc upcoming home games available today, visit us to grab your tickets,
Our performance has been a superb quality we current hold a winning run of 32wins from 32 games played so far, we are hoping to finish the season undefeated and probably on a perfect 38 wins.
https://rockingsoccer.com/en/soccer/info/match-21308116/fixture
https://rockingsoccer.com/en/soccer/info/match-21308138/fixture

Welcome to grab yours, cla cla cla.
ng Don-x⭐Ⓜ
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au davo >> friday january 14 - 11:53

https://rockingsoccer.com/en/soccer/info/match-21256201/fixture

You know I'm born to lose, and gambling's for fools
But that's the way I like it baby
I don't wanna live for ever
And don't forget the joker!

au davo
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au Real Kellyville
us Forever Friend >> friday january 14 - 13:14

https://rockingsoccer.com/en/soccer/info/match-21164160/fixture

Last game of the season, thankfully the battle is about to end and the last battle will be witness in our home ground. We will be playing against the third team in the league and hopefully the will maintain there position with the remaining games the have before playing against us. Please guys we ask for your support always. Thank you

us Forever Friend
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co Mosk >> friday january 14 - 15:29

Hi everyone!

I would really appreciate your support for my next home game! I´m trying to get into the top 3 of my league and there is only a difference of 3 points between me and the 3rd place....

here is the link: https://rockingsoccer.com/es/futbol/info/match-21300662/fixture

thanks!

co Mosk
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wal Numpty >> friday january 14 - 16:52

https://rockingsoccer.com/en/soccer/info/match-21319783/fixture

The animal I really dig,
Above all others is the pig.
Pigs are noble. Pigs are clever,
Pigs are courteous. However,
Now and then, to break this rule,
One meets a pig who is a fool.
What, for example, would you say,
If strolling through the woods one day,
Right there in front of you you saw
A pig who'd built his house of STRAW?
The Wolf who saw it licked his lips,
And said, 'That pig has had his chips.'
'Little pig, little pig, let me come in!'
'No, no, by the hairs on my chinny-chin-chin!'
'Then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in!'

The little pig began to pray,
But Wolfie blew his house away.
He shouted, 'Bacon, pork and ham!
Oh, what a lucky Wolf I am!'
And though he ate the pig quite fast,
He carefully kept the tail till last.
Wolf wandered on, a trifle bloated.
Surprise, surprise, for soon he noted
Another little house for pigs,
And this one had been built of TWIGS!

'Little pig, little pig, let me come in!'
'No, no, by the hairs on my chinny-chin-chin!'
'Then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in!'

The Wolf said, 'Okay, here we go!'
He then began to blow and blow.
The little pig began to squeal.
He cried, 'Oh Wolf, you've had one meal!
Why can't we talk and make a deal?
The Wolf replied, 'Not on your nelly!'
And soon the pig was in his belly.

'Two juicy little pigs!' Wolf cried,
'But still I'm not quite satisfied!
I know how full my tummy's bulging,
But oh, how I adore indulging.'
So creeping quietly as a mouse,
The Wolf approached another house,
A house which also had inside
A little piggy trying to hide.
'You'll not get me!' the Piggy cried.
'I'll blow you down!' the Wolf replied.
'You'll need,' Pig said, 'a lot of puff,
And I don't think you've got enough.'
Wolf huffed and puffed and blew and blew.
The house stayed up as good as new.
'If I can't blow it down,' Wolf said,
I'll have to blow it up instead.
I'll come back in the dead of night
And blow it up with dynamite!'
Pig cried, 'You brute! I might have known!'
Then, picking up the telephone,
He dialed as quickly as he could
The number of red Riding Hood.

'Hello,' she said. 'Who's speaking? Who?
Oh, hello, Piggy, how d'you do?'
Pig cried, 'I need your help, Miss Hood!
Oh help me, please! D'you think you could?'
'I'll try of course,' Miss Hood replied.
'What's on your mind...?' 'A Wolf!' Pig cried.
'I know you've dealt with wolves before,
And now I've got one at my door!'

'My darling Pig,' she said, 'my sweet,
That's something really up my street.
I've just begun to wash my hair.
But when it's dry, I'll be right there.'

A short while later, through the wood,
Came striding brave Miss Riding Hood.
The Wolf stood there, his eyes ablaze,
And yellowish, like mayonnaise.
His teeth were sharp, his gums were raw,
And spit was dripping from his jaw.
Once more the maiden's eyelid flickers.
She draws the pistol from her knickers.
Once more she hits the vital spot,
And kills him with a single shot.
Pig, peeping through the window, stood
And yelled, 'Well done, Miss Riding Hood!'

Ah, Piglet, you must never trust
Young ladies from the upper crust.
For now, Miss Riding Hood, one notes,
Not only has two wolfskin coats,
But when she goes from place to place,
She has a PIGSKIN TRAVELING CASE.

(By Roald Dahl)

wal Numpty
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eng Heath Hornets
eng Lee >> friday january 14 - 20:27

https://rockingsoccer.com/en/soccer/info/match-21319385/fixture

https://rockingsoccer.com/en/soccer/info/match-21195532/fixture

https://rockingsoccer.com/en/soccer/info/match-21195547/fixture

Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet,
Eating her curds and whey;
Along came a spider,
Who sat down beside her
And frightened Miss Muffet away
Little Miss Muffet,
Sat on a Tuffet,
Eating her Bread and Jam,
Along came a Spider,
While she was Drinking her Cider,
And she ran away and her shoes fell off!

eng Lee
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eng Canvey Pixels
pl GOBOYGO >> Yesterday - 05:13

As my timetable is very tight I would be very happy if you manage to buy some tickets. I know it isn't a top- level match, but I want to upgrade my club as much as possible. For now I am first in 5 league with 76 points after 57 matchdays. Please buy tickets, thanks a lot! LAST HOME MATCH OF THE SEASON

https://rockingsoccer.com/pl/pilka+nozna/info/match-21189075/fixture

pl GOBOYGO
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pl GOGONS
co Mosk >> Today - 17:25

Hi everyone! 

Hope your support to help me get great assistance once the upgrade for my new stadium is done! The new capacity will be done by tomorrow, as you know I'm returning to the game and this would really help with other constructions I have planned for the team.

So here is the link: https://rockingsoccer.com/es/futbol/info/match-21300680/fixture

Thank you!

co Mosk
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