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FRUSTRATION (Season 25+) (10373)
They've been known to cover up in the sun. Their pasty Northern bodies react to excess UV the way a lobster does to a pot of boiling water.
Aye yer reet, man, bounty gah reed spendin' Aldi in the sun.
This is the worst North East accent I've ever heard and it's written down. Bravo!
Yer alreet pet, aa'm dilated, owa the moon like.
You probably need to see a doctor about that...
I thought he was pretending to be Jamaican.
I cannit see the doctor, aa'm in lock doon an' kangaroot.
Howay lads. I've gan an changed mi defalt langwidge to Geordie an I duvvent knaa hoo to gerrit back to naarmal.
£2.1 million healing cost and a 5 day injury for one of my best defenders in an NT match.
Just f**ks me right off.
£2.1m? I envy you. £5.6m for one of mine. I'd have left it except I need him for a CL match today.
Have you tried the NHS? It's free.
Just dial 111.
Tip for Seaburn Beach, don't ask for the Opthamologist, he won't appreciate you saying 'Why eye, man'.
@Stephen it is the group stages , all you need is 4 sticks and a rubber band to qualify
Had a 7.5 mil for 2 days and 14 hours...
@Taavi - it was the rubber band that had snapped.
