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perjantai kesäkuu 2 - 15:51 A spokesperson for the Abbot described him as being "thrilled" with the cup victory over Cardiff today. Thrilling it most certainly was not for those who bothered turning up. A thoroughly dour 120 minutes, with only two shots at goal, both from Cardiff free kicks, saw the match move to penalties. How to score a against the world's best keeper? Well, keeper little Sean Enix just treats them like goal kicks. Anyone not too careful is liable to have their head taken clean off. After that, unpredictable penalty specialist Brother Tuteru was unexpectedly good and those two were enough to see us through thanks to little Shaun's efforts in goal. Into the quarter finals we go.
Just to prove it wasn't a fluke, they then ground out another 0-0 without a shot at goal against rivals Seaburn Beach. Newspaper headlines talk about Scammonden Daoists the snore-draw specialists, but the brothers don't care. They have their sights set on a return to European football. Finding a goalscorer might be essential in this transfer window if that is to happen this season.