It would appear that we know Peter's mind is in the gutter when no mention of genitalia was made.
As I understand it he had trained as a doctor alongside his long football career and he'd planned to work in the club health centre following his retirement as a player. His career endured much longer and he would have been forced to retire from the health centre almost as soon as he started working there.
Atrophy of his brain due to age means those medical skills will be of no use in assessing the angina issue that is affecting the poor old lady's heart.
Shame on you Peter. You dirty, dirty boy.