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szerda január 19 - 09:14 Melchester's season may have disintegrated, but manager Monk was still in bullish mood.
"I'm appalled at the thought that Seaburn could win the title in our back yard," he fumed. "We are going to throw everything at them, or rather park every bus, train, tram, car, bike and form of obstruction that we can to stop them. We will fight them in the centre-circle, we will fight them in the penalty area, we will fight them in the dug-out, well, perhaps not the actual dug-out, but you get what I mean."
Keeper Corn, who reportedly has been wrapped in cotton wool for 24 hours before the game, has had his face painted with the Saltaire for the match and has been seen standing in goal screaming, "You can take away our European qualifying spot, but you'll never take the title!"
In other news, Melchester's one half decent striker Kairis, has had his zimmerframe specially polished for the game.
Bring it on!