I recently promoted some players from my youth academy who struck me as funny.
I now have a midfielder called Passy
(http://rockingsoccer.com/en/soccer/info/player-511805)
fortunately I already sold my striker named Shooter
(http://rockingsoccer.com/en/soccer/info/player-417560)
or my club would have been in danger of becoming an Abbott and Costello routine.
I also promoted a player named Brandy
(http://rockingsoccer.com/en/soccer/info/player-511806)
who's picture attests to his penchant to imbibe said spirits.

I don't have any especially interesting players, but these are somewhat interesting:

A Gawkrodger:
http://rockingsoccer.com/en/soccer/info/player-299944

This guy's a boss:
http://rockingsoccer.com/en/soccer/info/player-394614

This guy is five types of bad:
http://rockingsoccer.com/en/soccer/info/player-500016

He really is a Messia(h) to me
http://rockingsoccer.com/vi/bongda/info/player-41764

Human version of Perry
http://rockingsoccer.com/vi/bongda/info/player-502299

I have bad feeling with this Club(b) in defend.
http://rockingsoccer.com/vi/bongda/info/player-491101

Why do I want to make this guy my Captain?
http://rockingsoccer.com/en/soccer/info/player-574680
He would be the absolute worst player on my team to be a Captain, but there's just something about him.

I purchased Logan(Wolverine) from the Europe, and this super hero hates teamwork...

http://rockingsoccer.com/en/soccer/info/player-307093

I've got a real Fatt(y) on my team.
http://rockingsoccer.com/en/soccer/info/player-143735

Thing is he is probably my best player.