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Пятница Май 28 - 05:24 It's another season in the top flight and Europe for Melchester Rovers. Season 58 felt a bit like deja vu, finishing second in the league - just like season 56, a disappointing early cup exit to Collie club - just like season 57, and the last 32 of the European Cup to FC Veenus - just like in season 56. Castenheda won the Golden Thread award for the most number of assists, just like in the previous two seasons. He has now retired and rather than creating goals, he will be creating facilities for us for the rest of his working life. On that appointment, Roy Race denied that Melchester had mercilessly tried to flog Castenheda for hard cash before moving him into an office role.
"It's nonsense," frowned Roy, "We were simply more than happy to continue to pay Castenheda his £30,000 a week for the whole of the transfer market window as a thank you for his service. Moving him into an office role makes perfect sense. He has a ground floor office so he doesn't have to hurt those knees walking up the stairs, and his window has a clear view of the training pitch."
With no disrepect to anyone, I fully expect to qualify for Europe next season, but won't have enough to overhaul Seaburn in the league, so I'm hoping to avoid Collie club in the cup and who knows how far we can go there. If I can get through a tricky group stage and help us improve our ranking then that would be great. We are looking at improving from 12th into the top 10 hopefully. I'm trying to get my ranking up to be the top 50 coefficient in Europe.
It's good to see teams getting stronger season by season. Good luck all.