First!

Huh. As it turns out, I have mis-spelt 'Boogaloo'. Can a moderator please edit the title for us?

Moronic as usual had a pretty crappy pre season, wanted to sell 5 players and buy some younger replacements haven't sold a single 1 of the ones I wanted to sell, and brought a average player that's too old to be a decent buy..

I am not editing anything I don't understand. Sorry. :)

Edited. Haven't got a scooby what you're on about though.

Thanks to everyone who voted for me in the NT elections. I have a 100% record right now, entirely thanks to Kezza setting up the side!

Good luck Stephen.

Now don't do anything stupid like Sam Allardyce did and get sacked after the one game. Standards to uphold now. By the way, you do realise that a Boogaloo is a sex toy used in sado-masochism, don't you? And that in editing the post yet keeping that phrase you have, as your post as England manager, indicated that such devices are supported and encouraged by the English FA?

Come to think about it, I'm shocked, disappointed and appalled and am calling for a re-vote for England manager along with your instant dismissal.

Congrats on the England job Stephen.

Looking to get Strood City in the top 8 this season,

Managed to bring in a decent first team player to help out my midfield, must score more goals this season.

Lost out on votes or the St Kitts team, the speech made by the new manager must have captivated the voters. His entire speech consisted of three words.... Exercise young people.... how could anyone top that.

Nevermind as I did get the job for Malawi, so far played two won two, off to a great start.

Good luck to all this season.

Good luck everyone for the new season and nice to see Stephen as the new England manager, I'm sure he'll succeed.

i managed to get the Scotland managers job, so look forward to the challenge.

Regards

Deca

Good luck to everyone managing national teams - hopefully whilst your off managing the national team, I'll be able to sneak a few results against your sides.

The challenge for my Cambridge side this season is simple - stay outside the bottom 3.

No major signings for the starting 11, but I've signed a lot of youngsters (not a bad start to the U21 League!) - hopefully some of them will be able to make the jump into the first team!

Finally, good luck to new teams in the division London Galaxy, Tranby Park and yengchester - you might need it!

*Orders pint of wine, opens sex toys catalogue*

My morals are impeccable. The NT is in safe hands!

Walk into a match see the hostile crowd of over one hundred thousand expect it to be a horrible morning and to walk away with nothing then end up being bitterly disappointed that you only drew, was quite a roll coaster ride for Natsumi as her side drew 1-1 away to Universitaet Kassel. The spirit squad took the lead but failed to capitalise in a open affair.

Didn't buy anyone this window, just building up funds and making use of youngsters. Cruel start against the Villains, losing to a 90th-minute winner - hope that isn't an indication of what's to come for us :-(

So let's talk relegation, 1-1 draw followed by 1-0 loss surely we among the favourites for the drop already

Way to early for predictions... actually looking at the Hoodies could they book a place in Europe... don't be silly!

If the Hoodies can aim for Europe, then Cambridge can aim for the title!

Also... good luck to the new manager at Nilehorses United!