"Whoever scores more goals usually wins" :D
I would go a bit farther and say "Whoever scores more goals ALWAYS wins."

And that is why you're not a pundit earning thousands of pounds a year, Peter. You talk too much sense.

Not if you score couple of owngoals too.

Something language-specific on-topic:
http://rockingsoccer.com/en/soccer/info/player-961280
With double "o" his name in Estonian would mean "sharkfood" and Marika is quite common female name in Estonia.

And my former player long time ago: http://rockingsoccer.com/en/soccer/info/player-569967
Klaas means "glass" and Posthuma creates associations with death (posthumous)

http://rockingsoccer.com/nl/voetbal/info/player-1239516

Any Dutch people that can explain his name in English?

Koekkoek would be something you'd say when something does something incredibly dumb.
Good name ;-)

So it's like dumb and dumber? :)

http://rockingsoccer.com/en/soccer/info/player-1109877

Turns out Gigi is selfish ... and forward

Koekkoek is the sound human being is making when holding a microphone for the first time in his life and hosting a big public outdoor event

(wasnt me :D)

Lol wtf Torres? Who made that random shit up?

http://rockingsoccer.com/lv/futbols/info/player-678932
LOL

http://rockingsoccer.com/en/soccer/info/player-804936

See you too man

http://rockingsoccer.com/en/soccer/info/player-901335

Judging by his name, his aesthetics don't exactly live up to expectations

He doesn't have to be pretty, he just phils like it. "I Phil Pretty today".

True true :D