I thought he was Jamaican... and 51 years old
http://rockingsoccer.com/en/soccer/info/player-1254616

Just don't ask him about world cup tickets.

http://rockingsoccer.com/en/soccer/info/player-1242735

Prosthetics in the future...

A couple of interesting caricatures:

http://rockingsoccer.com/en/soccer/info/player-1236509
Moon Sun

http://rockingsoccer.com/en/soccer/info/player-1150269
Look at the name of the guy who created it. He came very close to replicating his name :D

And....

http://rockingsoccer.com/en/soccer/info/player-1159051

DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP!

For those of you who don't get this reference, just take a look at this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsZkCFoqSBs

Well its created...

http://rockingsoccer.com/en/soccer/info/player-1247590

http://rockingsoccer.com/en/soccer/info/player-961390

licky licky

Thats a dirty name :D

http://rockingsoccer.com/en/soccer/info/player-1022908

He almost got fired. It was a Close Call. Thus, he changed his name to Claus Kahl.

:D

http://rockingsoccer.com/en/soccer/info/player-603491

RIP

awesome name so funny

http://rockingsoccer.com/en/soccer/info/player-826350

First up:
http://rockingsoccer.com/en/soccer/info/player-1152758
In real life, Alfred Nobel has the most prestigious mark of scientific honor named after him, the Nobel Prize. The interesting thing is that this player wasn't created :D

Next (I don't know how to describe this name):
http://rockingsoccer.com/en/soccer/info/player-1203898

The Force is strong with this one:

http://rockingsoccer.com/en/soccer/info/player-378715

Look this good when you are 44 years old you will not.