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tuesday march 13 - 19:32 **Press Release**
An all-out war is developing down in Kent. The village of Aylesford has found a foreign investor that is ready to sponsor the capacity increase of Alliteration Arena and reimburse any house owners in the vicinity of the stadium that might be affected by the construction. The fans in Aylesford are requesting the team to return home from Maidstone, because Aylesford is where the team had started and it belongs there. However, the fans from Maidstone are being quite adamant to state that the team belongs now to their town.
All sorts of insults have been traded by the two parties, with the team being caught in the middle. In an interview, the club chairman said he is unsure what to do next. "Both parties are right in their points of view. I don't really where the next season will find us. I really hope I don't have to flip a coin to make the decision. I will probably have to make an inquiry with the staff and players. Probably the best way to deal with this."
Meanwhile, social media is filled with such pleasant names like Aylesford Arsewipes and Maidstone Morons. This reporter does hope the fans chill out before it turns into a street brawl at the team's next home game against United AS. That wouldn't do the team any good, that is for sure. Especially now when the team is involved in the fight for the playoff spots.