Stephen >> sunday june 27 - 11:19

Addo scored his 500th goal for Seaburn in that crucial last match of the season. He's achieved this feat in a ludicrous 418 matches. He will be looking to improve his shooting accuracy again next season by blasting the ball repeatedly off the face of Seaburn's new Director of Health.

Numpty >> sunday june 27 - 19:33

Mind you don't damage those lips. They're his most famous assets. 

Economical with the truth but very, very kissable.  Allegedly. 

Blackwhite >> tuesday june 29 - 06:44

Construction of Stadium 11 has started: 102 days

Stephen >> tuesday june 29 - 10:18

Well done!

Blackwhite >> tuesday june 29 - 16:56

General assessment of this Season:

Podium:

==> 1st : Seaburn Beach  (106 points)

==> 2nd : Jaypridee Town (106 points)

==> 3rd : Cardiff City FC (89 points)

PlayOffs for relegation:

• 18th: Collie Club
  
• 19th: We Lost
  

Direct relegation:

• 20th: PremierFC
  

Direct Promotion Division 2 to Division 1:

• Birmingham Hunter
  

PlayOffs for Promotion :

• Astons Villains
• Alcohol United
• Norwich FC
• Heavens Light

England Cup wnner:

• Seaburn Beach

England Under-21s Cup winner:

• Cardiff City FC
  

Champions League next season:

• Seaburn Beach (Group stage)
• Jaypridee Town (Qualifying round 3)

European League:

• Cardiff City FC (Group stage)
• Melchester Rovers (Qualifying Round 1)
• Liverpool City (Qualifying round 1)

U21 Champions Cup:

• Cardiff City FC
• Jaypridee Town

.............

League 1

Goal  Scorers

• Kouyaté Addo (Seaburn Beach): 85 goals
• Bing-de Ang (Jaypridee Town): 47 goals
• Al Bundy (Melchester Rovers) : 45 goals
• José Maria Taborda (Jaypridee Town): 45 goals

Assist :

• Roba Wagah (Melchester Rovers) : 41 assists
• Eddy Dollahan (Newcastle United) : 40 assists
• Archie Gildersleeve (Seaburn Beach) : 37 assists

Clean seets (Keepers) :

• Ali Vojvoda (Jaypridee Town : 25 Clean sheets
• Saip Mishaxhi (Seaburn Beach) : 20 Clean sheets
• Gregory Flemmings (Seaburn Beach) : 16 Clean sheets

Best Atacks:

• Seaburn Beach : 146 goals scored
• Jaypridee Town : 115 goals scored
• Melchester Rovers : 107 goals scored

Best Defenses:

• Seaburn Beach : 13 goals conceded
• Jaypridee Town : 17 goals conceded
• Cardiff City FC : 50 goals conceded