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Haaland (14)
He's a machine. It's like watching a man playing in a school football team.
He looks like he's going to rewrite all the record books.
He channels all the energy of those who scream "I could've finished that!" from their couches whenever the striker misses a sitter.
I was hoping he would be a flop.......it looks like he won't be.
Haaland play make EPL look like a farmer league
@Lee He now has more goals that Suarez in UCL.
Somehow, I still don't think he can match Suarez's 13/14 season, not in terms of goals but in terms of brilliance. Suarez could do everything that season, while Haaland has impeccable finishing, insane strength and supernatural positioning.
He hasn't been caught offside so far this season.
Pffft. Overrated. Sure he's scored a bazillion goals in only a handful of appearances and looks unstoppable, but can he make a good risotto? I doubt it.
Surely he can't do any kind of meat- everything will escape in fear from table when seeing him coming.
the real question is; can he do it on a cold rainy night in stoke??
Peter Crouch. Legend.
Pffft. Overrated. His robot dancing would be at best a 4 on Strictly.
And @oneulver, lol! I can't argue with that
He is a new machine like Cristiano Ronaldo, but I think that he overrated
You think that Haaland is overrated?
He is the closest representation we have to Mathieu in real life.
I think the guy is amazing, and no nastiness in his game - thats rare. Put him in a lower league and see how hard he may have to work to score....but he will always be with the best clubs though.