Monk >> friday november 29 - 17:55

The Scammonden Daoists were the team whose games featured the most goals last season (202). Ladbrookes have stopped taking bets that this season's winners will be Bolt on Wonderbras. They are expected to have an abundance up top with very little defence at the back to stop them from getting exposed. I'm expecting the fans will be titilated at the prospects ahead.

Dragontao >> saturday november 30 - 10:37

Rumours that manager Dragontao has been reading Kevin Keegan's coaching manual have been vehemently denied by the club. 

Monk >> sunday december 1 - 08:29

I'm struggling to copy the link but look at the talent that Cardiff sold this window. Mike Casey. Wow. Wages will be tough but if someone keeps hold out him then the England team will be sorted!

Numpty >> sunday december 1 - 20:19

https://rockingsoccer.com/en/soccer/info/player-2883299

Charlie Mopps >> monday december 2 - 08:53

Very good player for NT! :)

Stephen >> tuesday december 3 - 09:37

He is a club killer. I'd suggest he's only likely to be of interest to anyone either as a short-term solution or to have as part of one of the cycles of destruction some clubs like to go on in order to win the CL.